iwishihadafather:

THIS KID IS A FUCKING COMIC GENIUS 

"She was a liar and a spy - trained by Slade and sent to destroy us."

captainstormwind:

the truth is out there.

iamshadowthehedgehog:

yifferpines:

I told my best friend I could recite an entire episode of Spongebob from memory and I did

holy shit

rcmclachlan:

radiationdude:

NO. NO. I AM TWENTY-SEVEN YEARS OLD AND I AM CRYING BECAUSE I CAN STILL HEAR THE EXACT WAY SHADOW SAYS “PETER” AS HE COMES OUT OF THE FUCKING WOODS DON’T LOOK AT MEEEE

hermione + text posts

kingloptr:

fruitappreciation:

omg apparently artificial banana flavoring is based on the gros michel banana which was wiped out by a banana plague in the 50s and the banana we eat today is a totally different thing called the cavendish and thats why banana candy doesnt taste like bananas do you know how lied to i feel. like there was a fucking banana apocalypse and no one told me about it until now

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davidbyrneout:

money!

teddvaltman:

poopflow:

shout out to all the people still following me even though im a fucking idiot

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